Crazy people

I put a wee ad online offering my amazing dog training skillz cause I figured it’s about time I got some fame and recognition for them. And some money would be nice. I just offered dog walking, sitting and some basic training in my local area, waiting for a nice old man to call and ask me to walk his Jack Russell.  So of course a man from Crumlin rings saying he has 50 fighting dogs (pitbulls) and would like me to walk them because they need to be kept fit for the fights…I said no so he goes on to say he’ll pay me £500 a week if i go 5 days a week, and he has other people helping so I’d only have to walk about 10 of them a day. I told him Crumlin was too far away so he even offered extra for petrol money.

Of course I said nooo because dog fighting is evil, cruel, disgusting and very much ILLEGAL and the people involved in it tend to be a bit psycho. 

Probably explains why he’s so desperate…and rich. And an idiot. GRR. Poor 50 dogs :(

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