If my toothbrush came from a skip I’d be sad

Inspired by Sarah’s post about no money man:

I appreciate the underlying idea that money is not the key to happiness but srsly, if I could only shower in summer and had to dig my toothbrushes out of skips I would not be that happy. Maybe I’m just very high maintenance…but I would also like some toothpaste that wasn’t made from fish bones.

A few years ago I may have found him inspiring but now it’s like…WHY. Stop it! Go get a shower and stop living in a caravan. 
If you’re in a caravan you may as well have a house. SILLY.
YOU HAVE A BIKE! Did you not BUY the bike?! Well why not buy some soap as well! (ok maybe you didn’t buy the bike I didn’t listen to it all) YOU ARE USING INTERNET! YOU HAVE A VERY NICE LOOKING LAPTOP! I don’t even have a very nice looking laptop! (ok it’s nice looking but it no longer functions) Anyway. HOW CAN YOU HAVE THESE THINGS WITHOUT MONEY! Ok, maybe you explained because again I didn’t listen but I don’t see how that’s possible. IT’S ALL LIES!  

…uninformed rant about something I didn’t watch properly over

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