Jennifer

Samantha's Birthday

Last night was Samantha’s birthday and I baked her a carrot cake which tastes like, amazing! Then we went to the Eg because you can get 6 shots for £6 and then on to Lavery’s because they give you free champagne there if it’s someones birthday :)

Influenced by an INSANE amount of alcohol,  a guy who’s in my geography class came in, so I went running up to him and shouted AHH YOU DO GEOGRAPHY AT QUEENS. He looked terrified. I recognised him because he looks a lot like Colan from the side, but not from the front, so of course I had to tell him this, which just made him look even more scared. We did get talking though and it turns out he’s well smart and interesting, AND his t-shirt had windmills on it, though I kept getting confused and thinking he was ACTUALLY Colan, so I think that freaked him out a bit as well because I was chatting away like I knew him really well. He had a bunch of friends with him so we somehow ended up at his and their house in the holy lands…I love how nights always end up in strange places here.

Then this morning I was too sick to go to uni and missed getting my mock exams and exam advice. Might regret that in January…

Sometimes my life seems weird...

I’m pretty sure an approx. 55 year old man asked me out at salsa tonight…DO I LOOK 50?!!

He didn’t even just ask once, he kept asking, resulting in me having to violently press the cross the road button, which of course wouldn’t turn green for AGES. I used the ‘gotta go do an essay cause ya know IM IN MY FIRST YEAR OF UNI’ (trying to let him know I’m REALLY REALLY YOUNG) excuse and he just offered to do it foor me! It’s a sad reflection of how desperate I am for this essay to be done that I actually thought ‘Hm maybe I could just get the coffee…’

Oh…Natalie, it was Hawaiian shirt guy…

*sigh* whyy.

:)

I’ve finally recovered from the worst cold in the woorld. I actually thought I was gonna die on Saturday, woo. And ALSO, found a can of diet coke with citrus at the back of my cupboard which like, has made my life complete :D  Can’t wait for people coming home on Saturday!!! And today was a hat success for Kris. All in all what could be better haha

Avoiding revision post! :)

I hate physical geography. I’ve a test tomorrow and I’m soooo BORED. I figure it’s multiple choice so it can’t go thaaat badly…

I’m hopefully attending a SALSA BALL on Saturday! how posh am I. SOOO EXCITED. If I can’t get a lift there I may cry. Cafe Vaudeville was so much fun on Wednesday, thanks Dave and Natalie, loved it :) Though I have an old man stalking me which is starting to make me feel uncomfortable. He’s not OLD old, about 30, which is kinda worse in a way cause maybe he actually thinks he has some kinda hope…I don’t know, either way it’s weird and he’s freakishly tall and I don’t know what to doooo. Avoid avoid avoid! He even offered to drive me home and I was like ‘um no I’m just gonna walk home with this other guy…’ He looked all sad as well, I almost felt GUILTY. That’s one skilled stalker. He totally hates all the guys I dance with too. I hope he’s not some kind of psycho who actually kills people or something. What’s worrying is that if I found out he HAD killed someone it wouldn’t even be that surprising :s OK now i feel mean, he’s perfectly lovely in a shy, awkward, STALKER kinda way. Maybe he just wants a friend…

Anyway I was re-reading my past blogs cause I’m oh so vain, and I decided starting a tumblr was such a great idea. Because I’m not a particularly computery person I thought blogs were just another thing on the internet but actually it’s turning into a nice wee diary type thing. Before I always gave up with diary’s waay too quickly.

Well I have acid deposition to be getting back to. I love life :) x

Calling Down High School

Woman: hello, Down High School

Me: hi I was wondering the best way to get in contact with Mr Doey

Woman: ok, name?

Me: um Jennifer Eaton

Woman: Miss… Ea

Me: E-a-t-o-n

Woman: Ok, just a sec

(REALLY ANNOYING MUSIC)

Woman: Sorry, are you looking for a teacher or a pupil?

Me: Mr Doey, a teacher…

Woman: Ohhh, YOU’RE Jennifer Eaton…now I’m confused. One minute.

(REALLY ANNOYING MUSIC)

Woman: He’s not here, sorry.

That phonecall used up most of my credit -.- Good old Down High lol

New Moon

morritan:

vestvestvest:

Why Bella wants Edward when Jacob is like…ya know…sex just walking about in shorts I’ll never understand.

Why Jacob wants Bella when she is a moody bitch is more of the question.

 Agreed.

New Moon

Why Bella wants Edward when Jacob is like…ya know…sex just walking about in shorts I’ll never understand.

I wanna take you to a gay bar

I haven’t been on tumblr in a few days so it taken AGES to read through all the posts. I gave up after a while to be honest…

I was at the continental market again on Wednesday, it’s so lovely and I love it :) then went to the Kitchen bar and finally to salsa it up.

Went to the Kremlin on Thursday; got hit on by a lesbian, saw an amazing drag queen, danced the night away to lady gaga, sympathised with a man who wants to burn his ex’s house down and was confused by an old woman who sat in the corner wearing orthopedic shoes and sipping from the same cup all night…did she know where she was?

I’m totally exhausted and the week hasn’t even begun! Now to watch Come Dine With Me. Cause I’m cool.

Dear Elms Village,

Whenever you get round to giving me some more heat, I would also appreciate a shower that has hot water.

Slightly less love,

Jennifer x